
Happy Diwali to ALL
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for an year and half ---Gracie Allen
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it
seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like
a minute. THAT'S
relativity.
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the
moment you get up
in the morning and does not stop until you get into
the office.
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there
to appreciate it.
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain
the success of
those we don't like?
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in
the world everyday
always just exactly fits the newspaper.
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters
is whether I win or lose.
Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome.
Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember
you when he is in
trouble again.
Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong
answers.
It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it
creative problem solving.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know
where to shop.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again,
neither does milk.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to
shoot them.
Forgive your enemies but remember their names.
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the
stupidity of your action.
Dont worry that the world ends today, its already
tomorrow in Australia.
U learn in life when u lose
Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.