Some Great Quotes

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it
seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like
a minute. THAT'S
relativity.

-Albert Einstein

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The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the
moment you get up
in the morning and does not stop until you get into
the office.

- Robert Frost

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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there
to appreciate it.

-Franklin P. Jones

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We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain
the success of
those we don't like?

-Jean Cocturan

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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in
the world everyday
always just exactly fits the newspaper.

-Jerry Seinfeld

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It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters
is whether I win or lose.

-Darrin Weinberg

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Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome.

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Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember
you when he is in
trouble again.

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Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong
answers.

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It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it
creative problem solving.

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Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know
where to shop.

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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again,
neither does milk.

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Most people are only alive because it is illegal to
shoot them.

-- superb :D

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Forgive your enemies but remember their names.

--(good 1) :)

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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the
stupidity of your action.

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Dont worry that the world ends today, its already
tomorrow in Australia.

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U learn in life when u lose

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Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.

--Albert Einstein